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>Who is Andrew Ayala?Andrew Ayala is a leader, artist, game maker and musician.
Andrew has written seven books which include:
Project Lifeguard
Storm Maze
How To Eat Candy
Fruit Punch
Minarchy Tabletop Role-Playing Game
Cloud JR: First Flight
Cloud JR: Good Times
When not creating fictional books, Andrew is frequently found advocating for the overthrow of the United States Federal Government, the peaceful balkanization of America and the freedom California should enjoy as a country instead of a state which is continually slave driven by the US Federal Government.
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Andrew has been banned off of YouTube 9 times as is currently on his 10th account (which he claims is his final, final account).
Andrew has ran two podcasts in the past which include:
Cloud Sprout: Spotlight
Cloud Sprout: Happy Hour
During these episodes Andrew has interviewed a variety of internet celebrities including but not limited to:
Dan "The Saint of Stevia" Quinn (who would later go on to train Andrew in boxing)
Wayne Lambright
PhleBuster from 100% Orange Juice
Evan from RetroMMO
Shawn from Everquest
The Mayor of PokeMMO
Logg from RuneScape Archive
Jon from Fishtank Season 1
Andrew was ordained by God Himself on April 10th, 2024 when he drove his red 1991 C4 corvette on top of Bliss Hill in Sonoma, CA (The Green Hills Windows XP wallpaper) - becoming the first to do so in human history.
Andrew is married but believes the bible permits polygamist marriages where one man can have many wives but a wife can only have one husband - hide your sister.
Andrew is a cult leader.
Andrew is frequently framed and accused of things he did not do but internet trolls who stem from Sam Hyde's MDE-sphere, /wowcg/ on /vg/ and /tg/'s discord based RPG groups.
Andrew challenged Sam Hyde to a boxing match (face to face) by calling Sam a "TRT abusing coward" thrice times over.
Yet Sam refused the boxing match by trying to start a street fight - Andrew was armed with dagger but didn't give in and remained true to his Chaotic Good alignment.
No.7
Andrew is an INFJ.
Andrew has an IQ of 139.
Andrew has been frequently heard stating, "I'm the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler but I don't believe in reincarnation. So. Do with that what you will."
Andrew has HFA with an obsessive personality type focused around destroying the United States Federal Government, Setting California Free or making sweet, sweet lovin' to Ariana Grande.
Andrew's 7th great grandfather was at the Boston Tea Party dressed like a Native American throwing tea into the Boston Harbor.
Andrew's 4th great grandfather was in the Iron Brigade of Wisconsin during the 1st American Civil War.
Andrew's great grandfather was a welding instructor for the US Pacific Fleet during World War 2.
Andrew's family on his father's side were the first Europeans to enter into the San Francisco Bay Area in 1775 when they landed at Angel Island and had the name of the cove named after themselves - "Ayala Cove".
No.9
>>8Blease, I've been excommunicated from everywhere
Let me call this home
No.11
I still can't get over the fact that the tow truck driver guessed I was 23 when I'm 33 lel
No.14
Note to self: Remember to add a line in the biography where I mention having spent 2013 through mid 2016 crossing Grandy Purple and Larry OG to create Grandpa Larry with Poptart Phil (my cousin)
No.15
That went well.
Now I shall enjoy dinner with my wife and then jack off to Jasmine Summers while my wife watches
No.17
I can't sleep
No.18
How do you turn this on
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No.25
Oh shit.
First blank post on stonerchan?
No.29
I have rototilled the frontyard and will now begin sowing clovers.
No.31
I really need to replay Banjo-Kazooie again
I never did beat Rusty Bucket Bay as a kid
No.35
Holy shit
TRB3 just flew over my house LEL
Ran to get my phone and caught a glimpse of it as it was flying away
>>34YOU WILL EAT DEL TACOS